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Groundhog Day

February 2, 2026

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🔮 Our Shadow Prediction

Based on the weather forecast for Punxsutawney, PA on February 2nd

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📊 Phil's Track Record

138 years of prognostication (1887-2025)

128
Total Predictions
10 years with no records
108
Shadow Sightings
More Winter (84%)
21
No Shadow
Early Spring (16%)
39%
Accuracy Rate
Per Stormfax Almanac

Predictions by Decade

Recent Predictions vs Reality (2015-2025)

Year Phil Predicted What Happened Result

🌱 The Efficient Spring Hypothesis

A groundbreaking theory on the true arrival of spring

"Markets discount the future, and in no market is this more evident than the seasonal transition market."

The Central Thesis

If we accept the Efficient Market Hypothesis — that markets rapidly incorporate all available information — then we must also accept its seasonal corollary: the Efficient Spring Hypothesis.

When Punxsutawney Phil emerges on February 2nd, markets immediately begin pricing in spring. Consumer behavior shifts, agricultural futures adjust, and heating oil contracts reflect the coming warmth. The market doesn't wait for the equinox — it acts on Groundhog Day.

Therefore, by market logic, Groundhog Day IS the first day of spring.

The traditional "first day of spring" (March 19-21) is merely when spring becomes officially recognized by astronomical standards. But markets are forward-looking. They don't wait for bureaucratic definitions or celestial alignments.

Supporting Evidence
  • Retail Markets: Spring fashion lines debut in early February, not late March. Consumers begin purchasing spring goods immediately after Groundhog Day.
  • Agricultural Futures: Commodity traders adjust spring planting forecasts based on Phil's prediction, moving billions in capital.
  • Energy Markets: Natural gas and heating oil futures show distinct price movements following the prognostication.
  • Consumer Sentiment: Google search trends for "spring cleaning," "gardening," and "outdoor activities" surge on February 2nd, regardless of Phil's prediction.
  • Real Estate: Spring housing market preparations begin the week of Groundhog Day, with listings increasing and open houses scheduled.

Critics argue that weather patterns don't change on February 2nd. But this misses the point entirely. Spring is not merely a meteorological phenomenon — it is an economic and psychological construct. When markets believe spring is coming, they act accordingly. And when markets act, reality follows.

As economist Eugene Fama might say: "In an efficient seasonal market, you cannot consistently achieve returns by betting against Phil."

Groundhog Day is the first day of spring not because the calendar says so, but because the market wills it so. QED.

📅 Prediction History

Every prediction since 1887

â„ī¸ Shadow (More Winter)
🌸 No Shadow (Early Spring)